My
Story
Many people ask me to
tell them my story - where did it all begin
and how did I come to build this site.
So, if you're interested,
then let me start by introducing myself.
My name is Nick, I’m
36 years old and in June 2000, after 8 years
of marriage, I
was left crushed as my ex-wife told
me that she had been having an affair for
the past year. To make matters worse, she
was going to leave me to marry this
man and
take our 6 year old daughter with
her.
For my daughter’s
sake, I knew I couldn’t just go and
beat this guy up. What good would that actually
do? I may feel better, but I’d end
up being arrested and become the bad guy.
My ex would milk it for all it’s worth
and her new husband would be the poor victim!
I was
filled with so
much rage, so much frustration and hate
that it was affecting my work, my health
and worse of all, my relationship with my
daughter.
Emotionally, I was completely
drained and in a very, very dark place.
I could see no way out. I was trapped.
Friends and family kept
saying that “things will get better”
and “time is a great healer”.
What a load of crap! Don't you just hate
it when people say things like that?
I wanted action, I wanted
to do something – I
wanted revenge!
So, with the help of
a bottle of Jack Daniels and a particularly
twisted sense of humor, I slowly created
a “Revenge Kit” – a series
of revenge pranks which delivered the powerful
emotional punches I craved.
I couldn’t risk
my daughter finding out that it was actually
me as this would jeopardize my relationship
with her – that’s why I went
to exceptionally long lengths to make sure
that I remained totally
anonymous and untraceable.
My ex knows it’s
me, but she can’t prove a damn thing
– and believe me, that is satisfaction!
And it gets even better
– as an accidental side effect of
getting my revenge, I discovered the
most powerful revenge tactic of all.
I am still totally amazed
that something so simple, something so personally
beneficial is still driving my ex crazy
with jealousy – even
after 6 years!
I now have a fantastic
relationship with my daughter, have remarried
and am genuinely happier than I have ever
been in my life.
What About You?
So much for me though,
but what
about you?
How
do you feel at this moment? Which
of the statements below best describe how
you are feeling, right now:
- "I
hate my ex"
- "I
am just so angry and completely filled
with rage"
- "I
can't concentrate on anything"
- "I
feel physically sick"
- "My
life totally sucks right now"
- "There's
got to be something I can do to get revenge"
- "I
want to hurt them as much as they hurt
me"
- "I
feel like a complete wreck"
- "There's
not enough drink to drown the pain I feel"
- "Why
me?"
- "When
did it all go wrong?"
Do any of these sound
familiar? Then you are not alone - I
felt every single one of these emotions
and a whole lot more besides.
Wouldn't it be great
though, if instead of feeling like this,
you could quite happily tell people that:
- your
ex was so bad in bed, they couldn't find
your g-spot with a compass, or
-
going out to dinner was like watching
a garbage truck being loaded, or
-
that their smile looked like a bulldog
chewing a wasp, or
-
they had so much pubic hair that they
had to employ a full-time gardener, or
-
laboratory test monkeys wear less make-up
than they do
I
know how you feel, because I've been
there - and so have many others. Ever since
I developed my initial revenge tactics,
friends, work colleagues, friends-of-friends
and some people I've never met before have
asked me for ideas on getting revenge on
their ex.
"I
hate my ex girlfriend" was the
first thing I heard when a work colleague
popped into my office one day. Jay then
proceeded to pour out his feelings to me
- how everything had been greate at the
beginning, the plans he and his ex girlfriend
had made for their future together and even
their plans to have children.
But Jay had been sucker-punched.
His ex
girlfriend had been cheating on him
and become pregnant with someone else's
child.
He was emotionally
destroyed and it was having a massive
impact on his work. You see, Jay had been
earmarked for an accelerated promotion program
that our company operated. He was a rising
star and he was in serious
danger of ruining his career. He
knew the situation he was in, but could
see no way out - the corporate world in
which he worked showed no mercy and offered
no support.
As I listened to Jay
pour out his emotions, I was reminded of
how I felt when my own life hit rock bottom.
I recognized his feelings - I had
been there and completely understood where
he was coming from.
It was then that I spoke
to Jay about the revenge tactics that I'd
come up with a couple of years earlier.
As I talked him through the process, his
focus completely shifted - it was as if
a weight had been lifted and he
could actually see a way forward.
Over the next few weeks, Jay put his own
revenge plans into action - and the rest,
as they say, is history. Jay now runs his
own international business, is having a
house built in Dubai and genuinely
laughs when he looks back on the
revenge he got.
Shortly after I told
Jay about my Revenge Kit, one of the team
leaders from the office, Claire, said "Do
you have any boyfriend
revenge ideas?". What was surprising
for me was that by talking to Claire in
the work environment I had absolutely no
idea that anything was wrong.
She clearly kept her
work life and home life separate, but as
she admitted to me later "It wasn't
that easy. As soon as I got into my car
to drive home, I'd burst into floods of
tears. My
ex-boyfriend kept sending me nasty text
messages throughout the day and leaving
voice mails on my work phone. I'd comfort
eat as soon as I got home and drink a bottle
of wine just to get to sleep. Work
was my only sanity and I was even beginning
to lose my grip on that"
Out of everyone I've
helped get revenge, Claire probably
had the most fun. Her ex boyfriend
was very intimidating and an emotional bully
- and yet even he has been blown
away with the revenge. As Claire
moved on her ex boyfriend unsuccessfully
tried to weasel his way back in. When I
asked Claire to describe my revenge ideas
for this website, she said "two
words - simple
& effective"
From those early days,
I have literally helped hundreds, if not
thousands, of people to get revenge on their
ex.
And now I can help you
too.
You don't need to feel
hurt and angry, you deserve to feel better,
you deserve to move on and you deserve justice
for the way you've been let down.
So sieze this moment
- get revenge,
get justice
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