| You're proof that evolution can go backwards | Send This |
| May your armpits be infested with the flies of a thousand camels - silly me, they already are you smelly twat | Send This |
| If your dick was as big as your mouth it would have been more enjoyable | Send This |
| I lied - size DOES matter and you don't measure up! | Send This |
| You're living proof that your mother puts out | Send This |
| My body is a temple - yours is an amusement park | Send This |
| Don't bother with the diet - you'll always be ugly | Send This |
| All men are bastards and you're the leader of the pack | Send This |
| All women are bitches and you're their queen | Send This |
| Get off my ass you hemorrhoid | Send This |
| Jesus loves you - but everyone else think's you're an asshole | Send This |
| Your sister is hot and your mum gives good head | Send This |
| Your brother is a better lover than you and your dad gives a good tongue lashing | Send This |
| You're such an asshole, I'd sooner listen to you fart than talk | Send This |
| Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your next date! | Send This |
| Losing you was the best diet ever - I've dropped 100lbs of useless fat | Send This |
| I wouldn't give you and your camel toe a nod in the desert | Send This |
| You are such a low-life you don't even deserve the steam off of my piss | Send This |
| Stop talking - your breath is causing a hole in the ozone layer | Send This |
| Learn how to use deodorant you smelly git | Send This |
| Oi! Dog's breath - learn how to use a toothbrush | Send This |
| I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire | Send This |
| I know I said I loved you - but I lied. It was the beer talking | Send This |
| You can go back to shagging sheep now | Send This |
| I know I said you were the best sex ever, but I lied - it was the drugs talking and I needed them to fuck you | Send This |
| The worst time in our relationship was when you were awake | Send This |
| You think you're hung like a horse...but I've seen bigger 5 year olds | Send This |
| You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful - it's a pity I don't like animals | Send This |
| I wish you lots of itching and short arms | Send This |
| You have the face of a saint - a Saint Bernard dog! | Send This |
| If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra? | Send This |
| I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke | Send This |
| If you are raped and cannot defend yourself - keep still and enjoy it | Send This |
| Roses are red. Violets are blue. But a face like yours belongs in a zoo | Send This |
| Roses are red. Violets are blue. Shit stinks a lot better than you | Send This |
| Never dance naked - your body has parts that don't stop moving when the music ends | Send This |
| Whats the difference between you and a dildo? You are a REAL prick | Send This |
| If my face looked like yours, I'd shave my backside and walk on my hands | Send This |
| Whats the difference between you and a battery? Batteries have a positive side | Send This |
| Please turn your mobile phone upside down to read this message... 370HSSV 0773H | Send This |
| Why do you get PMS? Because you fucking deserve it | Send This |
| Don't feel bad. Don't feel blue - Frankenstein was ugly too | Send This |
| It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it | Send This |
| You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag | Send This |
| Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop | Send This |
| You have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp | Send This |
| I've seen better makeup on a monkeys ass | Send This |
| You should learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control | Send This |
| You've got a face that only a mother could love. Unfortunately, she hates it as well | Send This |
| I heard you've changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper? | Send This |
| Why don't you slip into something more comfortable - like a coma | Send This |
| Well, you are living proof that even a turd can be polished | Send This |
| You are proof that God has a sense of humor | Send This |
| May wild horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mothers mouth | Send This |
| Do the world a favor - take an overdose | Send This |
| Your pussy smells like you've rubbed a sweaty tuna steak in your crack | Send This |
| God you stink - are you sure you've changed your tampon? | Send This |
