 | Anal Examination Postcard - $5.95
A high quality appointment reminder postcard. Totally shocking and will crush your ex's reputation in a matter of seconds Send It! |
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 | Cross Dressing Society Postcard - $5.95
Expose your ex's sexual deviations by sending this membership confirmation postcard. Can you just imagine the strange looks your ex will receive?! Send It! |
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 | Blow Up Doll Postcard - $5.95
You know your ex is a pervert - now everyone else can when you send this postcard to them. The reverse of the card confirms your ex's "order" Send It! |
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 | Penis Enlarger Postcard - $5.95
Size matters and if your ex didn't measure up then send them this "order confirmation" postcard and everyone will know that they've got a teeny weeny dick. Send It! |
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 | Chlamydia Test Reminder - $5.95
If your ex is a dirty skank who sleeps with anything with a pulse then they're bound to catch something nasty along the way. Why not send this appointment reminder postcard so everyone will know just how dirty they really are Send It! |
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 | Porn Magazine Rejection Postcard - $5.95
Humiliate your ex by sending them this postcard which tells them in no uncertain terms that they are too ugly to have their pictures posted in the porn magazine. Send It! |
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 | Paedophile Sex Doll Letter - $5.95
My sickest and most evil letter! Totally twisted and outright disgusting! This is definately the one to send to your most hated ex!!! Send It! |
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 | Porn Photos Application Form - $5.95
Brightly coloured with bold writing - this envelope is guaranteed to catch everyones eye. Does your ex have strong religious beliefs? Then send them this letter. Send It! |
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 | Sheep Lovers Application Form - $5.95
Does your ex like to screw sheep? Are they Welsh or Australian? Then this is definately the letter for them. Send this and everyone will know their dirty little secret. Send It! |
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 | Masterbation Addiction Membership Letter - $5.95
Why not send this "membership pack" to the wanker in your life?! Designed to offend even the most hard-faced ex. Send It! |
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 | "OK To Be Gay" Membership Pack - $5.95
Out your ex using this blatantly offensive membership pack. Why not send it to your victim, care of their parents house or office? You choose the delivery address and I'll do the rest Send It! |
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 | Viagra Users Membership Pack - $5.95
Does your ex sleep around? Then this is the ideal pack to send them. Brightly coloured and clearly marked - everyone who sees it will know what your ex is like Send It! |
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 | Amateur Housewives Membership Pack - $5.95
You know your ex is into porn and now, so can everyone else. Shockingly coloured and blatantly obvious - why not send it to your ex, at their parents address Send It! |
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 | Home Wreckers Membership - $5.95
Ideal to send to the bitch that stole your man. So bright and obvious, everyone who goes near it will know what a low-life, home-wrecking whore she really is! Send It! |
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 | Diaper Fetish Letter - $5.95
He thinks his fetish is perfectly acceptable and a secret! Not any more!!! It's time to expose this sicko for the sexual deviant that he is. Send It! |
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 | Trailer Trash State Benefits - $5.95
OK, so your ex lives on a trailer park. Why not remind them exactly how far they have NOT crawled out of the swamp. Designed to make the recipient realise that their life isn't worth a sh** Send It! |
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 | Council Scum Benefits - $5.95
Specifically for UK clients this offensive envelope will remind your victim of how pikey they really are! Leggings, shell suits and "Am I Bovered?" are not something that should be aspired to! Send It! |
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 | Crap In Bed - For Women - $5.95
Does your ex just lay there and stare at the ceiling? Is there more movement in a morgue? Then let them know bthey are crap by sending this insulting envelope Send It! |
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 | Crap In Bed - For Men - $5.95
Is your ex dyslexic when it comes to finding the G-spot? Does he think that the female orgasm is as fictitious as Santa Claus? Well, in that case, this is just for him! Send It! |
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 | Cheating Partner - $5.95
Do you know a cheating love-rat? Send them this and they'll know that they've been caught out. This revenge tactic is a fantastic mind-game and will drive your victim crazy! Justice! Send It! |
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 | Debt Collection Letter - $5.95
Does your ex owe money? Does nobody know? Well, with this blatantly emblazoned A5 envelope, their dirty secret will be out! Send It! |
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 | Gay Holidays Booking Form - $5.95
Let's be honest - if they don't want to be with you, they must be gay! So why not send them this A5 envelope offering gay holidays?! Send It! |
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 | STD Results Letter - $5.95
If your ex has got a nasty little rash, or a particularly offensive discharge then this letter is just for them! Why not send it to their neighbours or place of work by "accident"!!! Send It! |
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 | Expose Their Cheating - $5.95
Your ex will be filled with dread when they receive this A5 letter. Clearly indicating that photos are enclosed, your victim will just want to hide in shame! Send It! |
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 | Drug Advice Centre - $5.95
Expose your ex's drug habit. Friends, family and colleagues may have their suspicions - so why not go ahead and confirm it for them! Send It! |
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 | Incontinence Nappies Package - $18.47
Does your ex stink of piss? Then send this blatantly marked "package". Offensive? Yes! Does your ex deserve this? YES!!! Send It! |
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 | Anal Intruder Package - $18.47
This is going to hurt! Now you can really tell your ex to "go shove it up their ass". A specially designed "package" that will definately make their eyes water! Send It! |
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 | Penis Enlarger Package - $18.47
If your ex didn't measure up then send them our special "package" to really crush their self-esteem and humiliate the hell out of them! All men have fragile egos (despite what we may say) and this "package" will hit him where it hurts the most! Send It! |
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 | Brenda Big Boobs Blowup Doll - $18.47
You know he needs it, so why not send it. This "package" will leave your victim wishing they were never born. Everyone who sees the "package" will know what a loser he is. Send It! |
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 | Tummy Wipe Kit - $18.47
Is your ex a wanker? Well, actually - we both know he is. So why not send him the perfect gift, ideal for the man who spends to long surfing internet porn! Send It! |
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 | STD Home Testing Kit - $18.47
Has your ex got a nasty discharge from "down below"? Even if they haven't, there is still every need to send them this package - care of their neighbours or work colleagues, of course! Go on - ruin their reputation! Send It! |
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