A Truly Evil Revenge Tactic

Let me ask you this - if you received a handwritten package in the mail, postmarked from a foreign country would you open it?

If this package contained an unmarked CD, with just the words "listen to me" written on it, would you play it?

Of course you would!

But how would you feel if the voice on the CD is one that you don't recognise and this voice is telling you something that you really don't want to hear?

Now, can you just imagine your ex's reaction - a totally anonymous and unmarked CD is sent directly to them from an untraceable overseas address and when they play it, they hear everything they've ever dreaded!

Their world has just been violated.

A complete stranger has just come into the sanctity of their home and told them their worst fears!

And this is exactly what they deserve, after all the crap that they've put you through!

For just $26.95, I will personally record your message and tell them exactly what you want me to say.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Is there a limit as to the length of the message?

A. No, not really. Your message can contain as many words as you like - the only restriction is that the recording last less than 60 minutes

Q. Is there anything you don't say?

A. We're all adults here and so I say anything you want me to. For obvious legal reasons, I will not issue death threats or threats of violence, but if you want me to call your ex every name under the sun, then that's fine by me.

Q. What do you sound like?

A. Born and raised just outside of London, I have an English accent. I will shortly be adding an audio stream to my site so that you can hear first hand what I sound like.

Q. Can you do a female voice?

A. I can't - but my wife can :-) In many situations, I know it is preferable to have a female voice, so to that end, my wife makes the recordings. Like me, her accent is English.

Q. How do I tell you what to say?

A. After making payment, you will automatically be redirected to a special page on my site where you can provide me with your victims name, postal address as well as the message you'd like me to record and send. There is also a space where you can provide me with any additional information that you think may be relevant.

Q. Do I have to give you an exact script?

A. Not unless you want to. I've been helping people get revenge for several years now and providing you give me an outline of what you want me to say, along with enough additional information, then I will ad lib the rest of the message.

Q. Can the CD be traced?

A. Absolutely not! There are no markings, brandings or any other distinguishing or identifying labels that can lead to the source of the sender. All envelopes are hand written and are dispatched from a secure international location.

Q. Will I remain anonymous?

A. Most definately! I go to extreme lengths to protect the identity of my clients and I never divulge any information to a third party. All of my revenge tactics are anonymous and this one is no exception

Next Steps

If you want me to send your ex a very special message that they'll never forget, then click the payment button below.

Once payment has been made, you will be given a special screen where you can provide me with all the necessary details.

I will make and post the recording within 24 hours of receiving the order, and afterwards, I will email you a copy of the recording - something for your listening pleasure!