Definitely Not Something To Be Proud Of!

Your ex is such a useless, lying, good-for-nothing piece of sh*t it's about time that their "special qualities" were formally recognised...

...and our range of alternative merit certificates are exactly what your ex deserves!

Each certificate is hand produced and like everything else we do, it's sent anonymously and is 100% untraceable.

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Keep Yourself Protected Online

Everything that we do for you is completely anonymous - in fact, we are paranoid about anonymity.

However, we cannot protect your own PC and that is why we strongly recommend the use of Hide My IP software. It's the exact same software that we use and in over 8 years of getting revenge, we've never been found out!