Sometimes you just need something with that little extra punch!
And this is it - totally sick, totally twisted and way beyond what most of the world would call decent!
However, this is your ex that we are talking about - and they deserve this kind of extremely offensive and repulsive package.
Everything is sent totally, 100% anonymous with absolutely no identifying marks, branding or identifying features.
There is no way it can be traced - and believe me, this is important when you see what I'm going to send your ex!
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Gift
Wrapped Dog Shit
If
your ex a worthless piece
of shit, then without doubt,
this is the
perfect gift for them. |
Each
[fake, but realistic] turd
will be beautifully gift
wrapped, along with a hand
written card saying whatever
you want. How about something
like this:
"I
saw this and thought
of you"
Can
you imagine your ex's reaction
when they open up the box?!?!
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Gift
Wrapped "Used" Tampon
Let's
be honest...
Your
ex is a complete c*nt
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And this truly offensive package will leave them in no doubt whatsoever what people think about them.
Each "used" tampon will be lovingly presented in a gift box, with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this
"I
saw this and thought
of you"
How repulsed will your ex be when they open the box!
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Gift Wrapped "Used" Condom
Another revolting "gift" for your deserving ex.
Each condom will be filled with a very life like substance that will fool anybody who dares to look at it! |
Like all our other sick products, this too will be beautifully wrapped with a message saying whatever you want. How about something like this:
"If your parents had used this, you wouldn't be here"
I'm not sure about you, but I think I would want to puke if I opened this particular package!!
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Soiled Underwear
Did your ex's underwear make you feel sick when you washed it?
Then this is the perfect "gift" to send them!!! |
Your ex will receive a completely harmless package and their curiosity will certainly be piqued when they start to open it...then imagine their horror when they discover what's inside! Plus, you can put a personal message inside - something like this should get your point across:
"Next time, remember to wipe your backside properly you dirty piece of shit! "
The thought of this one is enough to make our stomachs churn, so how will your ex react when they open it?!
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Sexy Underwear
Definitely one to break up your ex's new relationship!
Addressed to your ex's new partner, this package will say more than words alone could possibly say |
We recommend that these are sent to your ex's new partner, along with a personal message such as
"Can you give these to Steve - I know how much he loves it when I wear them for him !"
This tactic is guaranteed to cause a huge argument between your ex and their new partner...just a shame we can't put a video camera in the package to record it!!!
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Bottle Of "Piss"
Your ex will think that they've been sent a nice bottle of wine when they receive this package.
They couldn't be more wrong! |
Rather than a carefully crafted, vintage wine label, each bottle of "urine" will simply state whatever you want. How about something like this:
"As no-one here would piss on you if you were on fire, you might want to keep this close by - just in case!"
No matter how thick skinned your ex is, this will definitely offend them.!
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Keep Yourself Protected Online
Everything that we do for you is completely anonymous - in fact, we are paranoid about anonymity.
However, we cannot protect your own PC and that is why we strongly recommend the use of Hide My IP software. It's the exact same software that we use and in over 8 years of getting revenge, we've never been found out!
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