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Just choose one of our shocking insults, or write your own - and we do the rest

When you send one of our anonymous and untraceable sms messages, our system will send the message to any mobile phone in the world.

Then, if your victim replies to the message, we will discretely forward their response on to you via email.

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Or . . . choose from one of our 44 pre-defined insults

Losing you was the best diet ever - I've dropped 100lbs of useless fat!

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I wouldn't give you and your camel toe a nod in the desert

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You are such a low-life you don't even deserve the steam off of my piss

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Stop talking - your breath is causing a hole in the ozone layer

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Learn how to use deodorant you smelly git

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Oi! Dog's breath - learn how to use a toothbrush

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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

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I know I said I loved you - but I lied. It was the beer talking

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You can go back to shagging sheep now

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I know I said you were the best sex ever, but I lied - it was the drugs talking and I needed them to fuck you

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The worst time in our relationship was when you were awake

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You think you're hung like a horse...but I've seen bigger 5 year olds

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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful - it's a pity I don't like animals

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I wish you lots of itching and short arms

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You have the face of a saint - a Saint Bernard dog!

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If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra?

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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke

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If you are raped and cannot defend yourself - keep still and enjoy it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. But a face like yours belongs in a zoo

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Shit stinks a lot better than you

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Never dance naked - your body has parts that don't stop moving when the music ends

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Whats the difference between you and a dildo? You are a REAL prick

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If my face looked like yours, I'd shave my backside and walk on my hands

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Whats the difference between you and a battery? Batteries have a positive side

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Please turn your mobile phone upside down to read this message... 370HSSV 0773H

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Why do you get PMS? Because you fucking deserve it

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Don't feel bad. Don't feel blue - Frankenstein was ugly too

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It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

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You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag

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Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

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You have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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I've seen better makeup on a monkeys ass

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You should learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

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You've got a face that only a mother could love. Unfortunately, she hates it as well

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I heard you've changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable - like a coma

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Well, you are living proof that even a turd can be polished

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You are proof that God has a sense of humor

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May wild horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mothers mouth

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Do the world a favor - take an overdose

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Your pussy smells like you've rubbed a sweaty tuna steak in your crack

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God you stink - are you sure you've changed your tampon?

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