Warning
- Extremely Offensive!!!
I'm
NOT Joking!!!
Sometimes
you just need something with that little
extra punch!
And
this is it -
totally sick, totally twisted and way beyond
what most of the world would call decent!
However,
this is your ex that we are talking about
- and they deserve this kind of extremely
offensive and repulsive package.
Everything
is sent totally, 100% anonymous with absolutely
no identifying marks, branding or identifying
features.
There is
no way it can be traced - and believe me,
this is important when you see what I'm going
to send your ex!
Which
one of these does your ex deserve?
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Gift
Wrapped Dog Shit $21.95
If
your ex a worthless piece
of shit, then this is the
perfect gift for them. |
Each
[fake, but realistic] turd
will be beautifully gift
wrapped, along with a hand
written card saying whatever
you want. How about something
like this:
"I
saw this and thought
of you".
Can
you imagine your ex's reaction
when they open up the box?!?!
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Gift
Wrapped
"Used" Tampon $21.95
Let's
be honest...
Your
ex is a complete c*nt |
And
this truly offensive package
will leave them in no doubt
whatsoever what people think
about them.
Each "used" tampon
will be lovingly presented
in a gift box, with a hand
written card saying whatever
you want. How about something
like this:
"I
saw this and thought of
you"
How
repulsed will your ex be
when they open the box!
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Gift
Wrapped "Used" Condom $21.95
Another
revolting
"gift" for your
deserving ex.
Each
condom will be filled with
a very life like substance
that will fool anybody who
dares to look at it! |
Like
all my other sick products,
this too will be beautifully
wrapped with a message saying
whatever you want. How about
something like this:
"If
your parents had used
this, you wouldn't be
here"
I'm
not sure about you, but I
think I would want to puke
if I opened this particular
package!
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Bottle
of "Piss" $21.95
Your
ex will think that they've
been sent a nice bottle
of wine when they receive
this package.
They
couldn't be more wrong!
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Rather
than a carefully crafted,
vintage wine label, each
bottle of "urine" will
simply state whatever
you want. How about something
like this:
"As
no-one here would piss
on you if you were on
fire, you might want
to keep this close by
- just in case!"
No
matter how thick skinned
your ex is, this will definatelv
offend them.
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